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|Subject: The Rules By Which Females Are Governed February 13th 2011, 8:28 pm|| |
The Rules by which females are governed :-)1:The FEMALE always makes the rules.
2:The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.
3:No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.
4:If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.
5:The FEMALE is never wrong.
6:If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
7:The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.
8:The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
9:The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
10:The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11:The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
12:The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13:The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.
14:The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!
15:Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
16:The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.
17:The MALE must be ready at ALL times *don't worry guys...I will get you next time* [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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|Subject: Re: The Rules By Which Females Are Governed February 14th 2011, 7:06 am|| |
Love the rules CeCe they are so true!