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PostSubject: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns   March 29th 2011, 2:12 am

WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS



Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work in my Volvo, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help.
When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was naked in bed with our next-door-neighbor’s wife. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won’t go to counseling and I’m afraid I can’t get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila


Dear Sheila: A Volvo stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking the fuel filter. If it is clear, check the vacuum lines and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps.

-Walter



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