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PostSubject: A First Date   April 17th 2011, 11:52 pm



A First Date

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
“I really should ave mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex,” she said.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window.
“Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”

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PostSubject: Re: A First Date   April 18th 2011, 3:54 am

That is so freakin funny,hehehehehe laughing laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A First Date   April 18th 2011, 10:45 pm

Thanks Broomie! I find some truly funny ones, but some are just a bit 'much' to place here. Shocked hand dance

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