Why It's Great To Be A Guy
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You don't give a rat's behind if someone notices your new haircut.
- The world is your urinal.
- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
- You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
- Same work... more pay.
- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- Naughty movies are designed with you in mind.
- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
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He just makes my belly button smilez!