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PostSubject: What a world we live in! :-)   April 13th 2010, 12:02 am

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I thought it might be fun to just post several funny quotes and ha ha's
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
And last but not least...
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

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