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PostSubject: Blonde Horse Back Riding   August 4th 2011, 8:47 pm

Blonde Horse Back Riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
......the Wal-Mart manager runs out and unplugs the horse.

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Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.

The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."

The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.

The doctor nodded.

"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."

PostSubject: Re: Blonde Horse Back Riding   August 4th 2011, 10:29 pm

This right here is just sad lol
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Horse Back Riding   August 5th 2011, 12:45 am

lmao!!!!!!! laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Horse Back Riding   August 6th 2011, 5:05 pm

That is pretty funny! haha Smile Blonde jokes are so funny but so mean at the same time.
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PostSubject: Here's Mine   August 6th 2011, 5:05 pm

Here's mine: A blonde goes to the doctor saying that every spot she pokes hurts really bad. But then the doctor later says that her body is not the problem, but her broken finger!
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Horse Back Riding   August 6th 2011, 6:34 pm

Candy Lover!!! That is truly a blonde joke!!! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Horse Back Riding   August 6th 2011, 8:12 pm

Hahah I know right! Razz
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Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.

The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."

The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.

The doctor nodded.

"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."

PostSubject: Re: Blonde Horse Back Riding   August 6th 2011, 8:54 pm

lol nice one candy
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Horse Back Riding   August 6th 2011, 9:55 pm

haha thanks! Does any one have anymore??
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