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PostSubject: Damn Women Drivers   August 18th 2011, 11:06 pm

Damn Women Drivers
This morning on the Motorway, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman
In a brand new
Ford Focus
Doing 110 miles per hour
With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked
The meat pie Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked My Mobile phone
Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs,
Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.
F**** Women Drivers!

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PostSubject: Re: Damn Women Drivers   August 19th 2011, 7:45 am

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Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.

The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."

The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.

The doctor nodded.

"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."

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