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PostSubject: Christmas Is Cancelled!   November 30th 2011, 9:58 pm

CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!!



T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – OLD SANTA WAS PISSED.
HE CUSSED OUT THE ELVES AND THREW DOWN HIS LIST.
MISERABLE LITTLE BRATS, UNGRATEFUL LITTLE JERKS.
I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO SCRAP THE WHOLE WORKS.

I'VE BUSTED MY BUTT FOR DARN NEAR A YEAR.
INSTEAD OF "THANKS SANTA" – WHAT DO I HEAR?
THE OLD LADY FUSSES CAUSE I WORK LATE AT NIGHT…
THE ELVES WANT MORE MONEY – THE REINDEER ALL FIGHT.

RUDOLPH GOT DRUNK AND GOOSED ALL THE MAIDS.
DONNER IS PREGNANT AND VIXEN HAS AIDS.
AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THAT THINGS WOULD GET BETTER
THOSE BUTTHEADS FROM IRS SENT ME A LETTER.

THEY SAY I OWE TAXES – IF THAT AIN'T DARN FUNNY.
WHO IN THE HECK EVER SENT SANTA MONEY?
AND THE KIDS THESE DAYS – THEY ALL ARE THE PITS.
THEY WANT THE IMPOSSIBLE…THOSE MEAN LITTLE SH*TS.

I SPENT A WHOLE YEAR MAKING WAGONS AND SLEDS,
ASSEMBLING DOLLS…THEIR ARMS, LEGS AND HEADS,
I MADE A TON OF YOYO'S – NO REQUEST FOR THEM…
THEY WANT COMPUTERS AND ROBOTS…THEY THINK I'M IBM.

FLYING THROUGH THE AIR…DODGING THE TREES,
FALLING DOWN CHIMNEYS AND SKINNING MY KNEES.
I'M QUITTING THIS JOB…THERE'S JUST NO ENJOYMENT.
I'LL SIT ON MY FAT BUTT AND DRAW UNEMPLOYMENT.

THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR…NOW YOU KNOW THE REASON…
I FOUND ME A BLONDE. I'M GOING SOUTH FOR THE SEASON!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Is Cancelled!   December 1st 2011, 11:30 am

Bwahahahahaha!!!I LOVE this!Thanks for sharing it Cece! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Is Cancelled!   December 1st 2011, 5:31 pm

Big smile lol! laughing Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Is Cancelled!   December 1st 2011, 6:11 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Is Cancelled!   December 1st 2011, 9:29 pm

*dies*
That was the best thing I have ever seen.
The sad thing is, it is very true, well not in my case of course. Smile
I am a very good girl, most of the time.
good post lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Is Cancelled!   December 12th 2011, 10:17 pm

I seriously love this. I wonder if Santa really feel about this. I mean, does he get paid to do his job; if not, he would probably feel like this. LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Is Cancelled!   December 12th 2011, 11:45 pm

ermm....umm...Sleepy dear...do you believe in Santa???? laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Is Cancelled!   December 12th 2011, 11:48 pm

Shoot. I am Santa. My younger brother and sister expect some sort of gift every year. lol

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Is Cancelled!   December 12th 2011, 11:58 pm

LOL!you guys! hiho
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Is Cancelled!   December 13th 2011, 12:31 am

Razz LOL

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