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PostSubject: Need New Lion Tamer!   January 31st 2012, 7:02 pm

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a man in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde woman about the same age. The circus owner tells them, "I'm going to be honest with you, this is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She ignores the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"

The young man replies. "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."


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PostSubject: Re: Need New Lion Tamer!   January 31st 2012, 7:14 pm

LOL!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Need New Lion Tamer!   February 1st 2012, 3:35 am

laughing Not only was that funny but the best part is I had to read the last part a few times before I actually understood what was going on! LOL Then its like "OOOOOOH I GET IT NOW!"
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PostSubject: Re: Need New Lion Tamer!   February 2nd 2012, 2:58 am

Now THAT is funny!! You had to reread it to understand it...now that gave me the giggles!! laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Need New Lion Tamer!   February 2nd 2012, 3:42 am

*snickers*
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