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PostSubject: Friday haha's   May 14th 2010, 5:40 pm





Sign over a Gynecologist's
Office:


"Dr. Smith, at your cervix."









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In a Podiatrist's office:










"Time wounds all
heels."







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On a Septic Tank
Truck:




Yesterday's Meals on Wheels



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At a Proctologist's door:



"To expedite your
visit, please back in. "




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On a Plumber's truck:



"We repair what your husband
fixed."




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On another Plumber's truck:



"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."




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At a Tire Shop:



"Invite us to your
next blowout."




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At a Towing company:



"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows...."




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On an Electrician's truck:



"Let us remove your shorts."



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In a Non-smoking Area:



"If we see smoke, we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."




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On a Maternity Room door:



"Push.......
Push...... Push."




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At an Optometrist's
Office:




"If you don't see what
you're looking for, you've come to the right place."




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On a Taxidermist's window:



"We really know our stuff."



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On a Fence:



"Salesmen welcome! Dog food
is expensive!"




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At a Car Dealership:



"The best way to get back
on your feet - miss a car payment."




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Outside a Muffler Shop:



"No appointment necessary. We hear
you coming."




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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:



"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"




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At the Electric Company



"We would be
delighted if you send in your payment.




However, if you
don't, you will be."




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In a Restaurant window:



"Don't stand there and be
hungry; come on in and get fed up."



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In the front yard of a Funeral
Home:




"Drive carefully. We'll wait."



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At a Propane Filling
Station:




"Thank heaven for little grills."



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CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:



"Best place in town to
take a leak."




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Sign on the back of another Septic
Tank Truck:




"Caution - This Truck is
full of Political Promises"

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PostSubject: Re: Friday haha's   May 15th 2010, 4:54 am

LOL!!! Way funny!!!!!! :lol: Razz Shocked :lol:

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PostSubject: Re: Friday haha's   May 15th 2010, 2:31 pm

Hahaha - Those are great! I especially love the septic tank ones lol!
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