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PostSubject: Hello, and thank you for calling the Mental Health Institute   May 15th 2010, 3:15 am

Hello, and thank you for calling the Mental Health Institute

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.
If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it v-e-r-y- s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully.
If you are dyslexic, press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.
If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8.
If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.
If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you.
If you are depressed, don't bother to press any numbers. No one will be able to help you anyway.
If you are paranoid, you don't need to press anything. We know who you are, we know what you want, and we know how to reach you.
If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up because all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

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PostSubject: Re: Hello, and thank you for calling the Mental Health Institute   May 16th 2010, 8:45 am

oh my! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] they better throw away to key when I get there. I fit the bill to most of them. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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