Two Nuns and a Mini Dracula

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Mary Agnes, "What should we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican," replies Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Mary Agnes.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Mary Vincent.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Mary Agnes. She then opens the window and shouts, "Get the hell off our car!"

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LOL! I love vampire Lore, I think it's all very funny. Especially how Twilight has raped the whole concept. I mean... sure, write a book about creatures like that... but for the love of God, don't call them Vampires. Bram Stoker would be turning in his grave if he saw how she destroyed his legend

Ikr!!!! Nowhere NEAR the true concept of the meaning of 'vampire'!! I'm wondering what's up with EA and the Sims Social and their fixation on Twilight... The Sullen's and picking team Edward or team Jacob...weird. But I had so many little jokes to choose from and this one made me just truly laugh because the end was so unexpected!

Show him your cross! hahahaha So cute.

Good thing it wasn't 'show him your'e pissed'!!!

Um Bram Stroker didn't event vampires. There are plenty of stories prior to Dracula which has vampires. One of the world's countries did have vampire stories who do have reflections.

MadameLee wrote:

Um Bram Stroker didn't event vampires. There are plenty of stories prior to Dracula which has vampires. One of the world's countries did have vampire stories who do have reflections.

Umm...Madame, that was kind of rude on your part...not that I am being rude either but it was just a funny.

gajdowski98 wrote:

MadameLee wrote:

Um Bram Stroker didn't event vampires. There are plenty of stories prior to Dracula which has vampires. One of the world's countries did have vampire stories who do have reflections.

Umm...Madame, that was kind of rude on your part...not that I am being rude either but it was just a funny.

I didn't mean to be rude. Its just I have a problem with communicating and even though I never read twilight and don't think I will, people assume that Bram Stroker invented vampires or that Meyers invented vampires with reflections.

I didn't mean to be rude.

show him your cross! quick!! , sister Mary Agnes starts unbuttoning her robe to show her blessed rosary. This will surely work since sister Mary Agnes is such a prolific prayer, she has a special rosary made for her that is considerably longer than normal hanging all the way down to her knee

Bad Sister Mary Agnes...bad bad bad!!