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PostSubject: Girls night out   November 19th 2012, 8:07 am

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

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PostSubject: Re: Girls night out   November 19th 2012, 9:30 am

ha ha ha, woo laughing that's funny
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PostSubject: Re: Girls night out   November 19th 2012, 4:20 pm

lol! laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Girls night out   November 19th 2012, 11:12 pm

laughing laughing Wow that gave me a giggle!!! Too funnyz!!

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PostSubject: Re: Girls night out   November 20th 2012, 12:56 am

I read this to myself and chuckled, but when I read it out loud to Dee, I had a difficult time making it to the end. I was laughing so hard. laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Girls night out   November 20th 2012, 7:55 pm

I get like that also!! If I'm telling a funny joke or funny scene in a movie, I sometimes laugh all the way through trying to tell it!! laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Girls night out   December 30th 2012, 7:47 pm

I remember this when she read it out loud to me, it was OMG...ROFL! :rofl:*new*
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