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PostSubject: The Nuns and the Curlers    November 30th 2012, 2:02 pm

WO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE
BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, " WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR
TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"

THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD
NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A
SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND." "I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" THE
OTHER NUN
REPLIED, AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE
CHECK-OUT.

THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS
ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER. "WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR" THE
NUN SAID, "BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO.

WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER.
PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH
THE BEER. HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID:
"THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE."
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PostSubject: Re: The Nuns and the Curlers    November 30th 2012, 4:18 pm

laughing good post
Too funny!

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PostSubject: Re: The Nuns and the Curlers    November 30th 2012, 4:43 pm

A retired minster (who in the 90s did do ministering at the church) at my church sent it in a email yesterday to mom. I only happened to read it since I was reading over her shoulder waiting to take my computer back from her.
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PostSubject: Re: The Nuns and the Curlers    December 1st 2012, 2:07 am

laughing that was hillarious
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PostSubject: Re: The Nuns and the Curlers    December 1st 2012, 2:13 am

good post laughing laughing Way funnyz!!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Nuns and the Curlers    December 3rd 2012, 3:30 pm

you're welecome
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