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PostSubject: I Want Some Milk   January 12th 2013, 12:21 am

I Want Some Milk


Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.

Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"

Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."
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PostSubject: Re: I Want Some Milk   January 12th 2013, 12:35 am

good post laughing laughing

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PostSubject: Re: I Want Some Milk   January 12th 2013, 3:49 am

I don't get it... No

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PostSubject: Re: I Want Some Milk   January 12th 2013, 3:40 pm

me also not but that is because of my english is not so good :'(
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PostSubject: Re: I Want Some Milk   January 12th 2013, 9:07 pm

He asked if she wanted it pasteurized (past your eyes). Big smile

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PostSubject: Re: I Want Some Milk   January 13th 2013, 4:35 am

oh the words pasteurized sounded like one almost is saying - past your eyes, it what we call a play on words. could be a pun. mmmmmmmm 15 gallons of milk huh. we dont buy 1 gallon of milk here. we would 4 quarts of milk , 4 containers ,that is 1 liter each. wouldnt make the same amount hehehehee
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PostSubject: Re: I Want Some Milk   January 13th 2013, 10:11 pm

mamx you don't have gallon's of milk you can purchase at all?

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PostSubject: Re: I Want Some Milk   January 13th 2013, 10:27 pm

katink wrote:
He asked if she wanted it pasteurized (past your eyes). Big smile

Oh, okay. Thanks.
I was thinking pasteurized, like bringing in a pastor. lol

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PostSubject: Re: I Want Some Milk   January 13th 2013, 11:24 pm

laughing That brightened my evening.
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PostSubject: Re: I Want Some Milk   January 29th 2013, 11:44 pm

ahh now I get the joke, yeah, expensive bath pale
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PostSubject: Re: I Want Some Milk   January 30th 2013, 8:46 am

We don't have milkman anymore ;) , nor does the postman rings twice...
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PostSubject: Re: I Want Some Milk   January 31st 2013, 12:49 am

OMG I have been laughing myself to tears at all the comments!!! You guys are so silly!! KK I'm glad this made you so happy!! happy *NEW*

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