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PostSubject: Spaghetti   May 15th 2013, 12:49 am

Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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PostSubject: Re: Spaghetti   May 15th 2013, 12:56 am

LMAO laughing Wow....triplets!

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PostSubject: Re: Spaghetti   May 15th 2013, 12:19 pm

Ha! humana He better start paying the sauce wink
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PostSubject: Re: Spaghetti   May 15th 2013, 8:44 pm

Lol that should teach him a lesson
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PostSubject: Re: Spaghetti   May 16th 2013, 12:34 am

I blame spices in italian cuisine tease too much coriander, nutmeg, and oregano!
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PostSubject: Re: Spaghetti   May 19th 2013, 7:14 pm

I didn't understand the joke until I saw the comments. so two girls and a boy?
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PostSubject: Re: Spaghetti   May 19th 2013, 11:50 pm

Yes, that's right!

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