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PostSubject: Virus Warning...   July 2nd 2013, 4:58 am

Virus Warning...

From: Tim Ferris, Sydney, NSW

If you see a message in your email with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous virus yet.

It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer up to 20 feet. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother's number. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear 1940's hits and static while stuck in traffic.

It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will rewrite your back-up files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretation of key sentences.

"Badtimes" will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. "Badtimes" is an evil virus conceived by evil people. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

These are just a few signs. Be very, very afraid.


You can find it here. Just search for it Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Virus Warning...   July 2nd 2013, 3:55 pm

OMGosh I laughed my butt off!!! Priceless!!

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PostSubject: Re: Virus Warning...   July 2nd 2013, 4:42 pm

L O L I'm dying laughing right now laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Virus Warning...   July 2nd 2013, 5:14 pm

I know, I had to keep pausing because tears were running down my face!!! Too funnyz!!

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PostSubject: Re: Virus Warning...   July 2nd 2013, 6:55 pm

I know right? XD And yay I see the posting options have been fixed humana
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PostSubject: Re: Virus Warning...   July 2nd 2013, 7:36 pm

YEAH! You liked what I posted, usually I'm not that much of a laugh riot...but I guess I made you laugh. thank you thank you thank you And...YES! I was so happy to find out the posting options are fixed too, Kosmo! Big smile
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