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PostSubject: Farting All The Time   August 21st 2010, 8:24 pm

Farting All The Time
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

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PostSubject: Re: Farting All The Time   August 22nd 2010, 4:23 am

Teehee...my grandma loved this one... *snicker*
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PostSubject: Re: Farting All The Time   August 22nd 2010, 7:07 pm

OMG!! You showed your Grams this?! shame laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Farting All The Time   August 23rd 2010, 1:02 am

I show her most of the jokes on here! lol She loves this kind of stuff! :D
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PostSubject: Re: Farting All The Time   August 24th 2010, 9:59 pm

Oh Wow!! How nice!! That gives me a tingly feeling I'm so touched. hiho Well you tell Grams I will keep them coming just for her!! I hope they aren't too 'ripe' for her. Shocked I will keep that in check! I have a weird sense of humor some times! Suspect question

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