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|Subject: Daughterss are curious September 3rd 2010, 9:28 pm|| |
Daughters are curious~~~A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.
Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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He just makes my belly button smilez!