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PostSubject: More Halloween Humor   November 1st 2010, 2:56 am

More Halloween Humor





A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."


She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."


"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform a bubble gum on my lollipop."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: First you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic."


The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."


He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.


"My dear child, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."


The nun replies "That's okay, my name's Julian and this is just my Halloween costume!"



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