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PostSubject: Things to do while in the bathroom stall   November 13th 2010, 10:18 pm

Things to do in the bathroom stall...


1. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

2. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

3. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

4. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

5. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

6. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

7. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

8. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

9. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

10. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

11. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

12. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

13. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

14. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."


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PostSubject: Re: Things to do while in the bathroom stall   November 14th 2010, 3:48 pm

lmao omg CeCe I've literally got tears from laughing so much laughing thats so funny and I could just imagine what the other person in the stall would think oh LOL...it's so unfortunate that here we don't have gaps under the stalls just solid brick walls between each stall and a door that goes floor to ceiling...man these people know how to spoil my fun LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Things to do while in the bathroom stall   November 15th 2010, 11:29 pm

HAHAHAHA! LMAO!

Oh I love 3. I'm gonna try that next time I'm in the public loo. I hate public loos though, I was in one the other day that had massive gaps between the door and the supporting walls. People could see you pee pee if they tried hard enough. Some lady was right outside my stall and she started shuffling and took a peak, lucky I had my pants still on and I just said "LADY, try that again and you will be drinking toilet water".
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PostSubject: Re: Things to do while in the bathroom stall   November 16th 2010, 12:05 am

LOL!! PEEKING while you PEE PEE'ING?! How rude!! Shocked laughing I'd think I would try 7 too funny!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Things to do while in the bathroom stall   November 16th 2010, 7:35 am

LOL poor you Miss Lochness, how rude of that lady...I think I would have made her drink toilet water too and before I flushed LOL yack I've just grossed myself out with that, it reminds me of a scene from the film Sin City bluergh *shudders*
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