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PostSubject: Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size   December 1st 2010, 12:36 am

Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size!

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically Telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet Paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
“How long will this take?” I ask.
“They will grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.
I stop and ask “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts Every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”
Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”
He is still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.


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PostSubject: Re: Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size   December 1st 2010, 10:25 am

LMAO another gem CeCe I just love these they always make me chuckle
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PostSubject: Re: Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size   December 4th 2010, 2:18 am

LOL where do you find these things!?
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PostSubject: Re: Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size   December 4th 2010, 6:31 am

Lord only knows where CeCe finds them but I'm so glad she did they make me laugh which is a good thing
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PostSubject: Re: Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size   December 4th 2010, 10:51 pm

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Lord only knows where CeCe finds them but I'm so glad she did they make me laugh which is a good thing

agreed lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size   December 5th 2010, 10:42 pm

Glad you ladies like 'em!!! I love looking for them...I truly end up in hysteric's searching!! laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size   December 6th 2010, 12:08 pm

I think I wouldn't get much done for just reading them and laughing LOL
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