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| Subject: The Rules By Which Females Are Governed February 13th 2011, 8:28 pm | |
| The Rules by which females are governed :-)1:The FEMALE always makes the rules. 2:The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE. 3:No MALE can possibly know all the RULES. 4:If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them. 5:The FEMALE is never wrong. 6:If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong. 7:The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings. 8:The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. 9:The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE. 10:The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11:The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset. 12:The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13:The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times. 14:The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp! 15:Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. 16:The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready. 17:The MALE must be ready at ALL times *don't worry guys...I will get you next time* [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] |
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| Subject: Re: The Rules By Which Females Are Governed February 14th 2011, 7:06 am | |
| Love the rules CeCe they are so true! |
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