Posts : 585 Thanks : 180Join date : 2011-06-29 Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.
The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."
The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.
The doctor nodded.
"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."
Subject: Milady and Alder August 11th 2011, 12:49 am
These 2 simmie's are brother and sister. I created them in remebrance to some friends i had ...They don't look quite like them but they remind me of them so here they are ...
These 2 simmie are of cape verdean descent.. They are fluent in portugese a little creole and english. there parents moved from cape verde to the usa when they were little in order to give them a better life. At the age of 17 Alder lost his parents in a horrible car accident in which Milady survived. Since they were under age they were taken into custody by the state.. Alder on the other hand was the oldest and close to his 18th birthday. He was eventually released leaving Milady,16 in the custody of the state. On numerous visits he noticed a slight change in his sister. Though always shy and reserved she seemed more then usual. Alder sensing something very wrong pleaded with Milady to tell him what was bothering her and she refused to speak on it. He later got a few off the books odd job to save money for a fairly good lawyer. A call from his lawyer took his life to another level. His lawyer informed him that his sister had been hospitalized due to a botched abortion at the girls home. When Alder discovered his sister was pregnant by a guard at the all girls home and he almost had her killed trying to remove his child from her womb, it hurt him to the core and he vowed he would never let anyone hurt her again. His lawyer was able to get him custody of Milady seeing as though she couldve died under the states care. After showing that he has a stable home and job Milady was released to him. With a small studio apartment to share and no more money left to his name Alder decided it was time to hit the streets. he met some unsavory men from his neighborhood that promised him money and status in return he would become a worker for them and sell there products. After turning them down on multiple occasions Alder realized he had a sister to take care of.... sounds interesting yet?
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Subject: Re: Milady and Alder August 11th 2011, 1:36 am
Aww Kamz...I'm sensing a sad story behind them. They are adorable! Are you going to create a story for them? I truly miss reading the sims stories...something we are seriously lacking here on Cstyles.
Kamikinz VIP Member
Posts : 585 Thanks : 180Join date : 2011-06-29 Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.
The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."
The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.
The doctor nodded.
"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."
Subject: Re: Milady and Alder August 11th 2011, 2:30 am
i can try... i dont really write them but i might do it when i get snuggled in at home
miss_lochness VIP Member
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Subject: Re: Milady and Alder August 11th 2011, 3:23 am
Seconded
A story would be lovely
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Subject: Re: Milady and Alder August 11th 2011, 7:52 am
Lovely simmehs Kami !! I sure would like a story too !!
Kamikinz VIP Member
Posts : 585 Thanks : 180Join date : 2011-06-29 Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.
The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."
The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.
The doctor nodded.
"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."
Subject: Re: Milady and Alder August 11th 2011, 11:47 am
i'll try guys i added a small lil backstory ...i can definitely try ...idk if i can manipulate sims to tell this story
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Subject: Re: Milady and Alder August 11th 2011, 12:49 pm
Wow, they are so lovely, and the story is so sad! I personally would love to see the story continue! I hope they get a happy ending :D (getchyour minds outta the gutter, not that kind of ending )
Kamikinz VIP Member
Posts : 585 Thanks : 180Join date : 2011-06-29 Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.
The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."
The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.
The doctor nodded.
"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."
Subject: Re: Milady and Alder August 11th 2011, 1:03 pm
Thanks guys ...i'll see what i can muster u... im trying to find some download that will lend to the story :-) ... i will br returning home tomorrow and verizon is being pricks about telling me when they could get my service on (some strike or something) so i'll work on it and hopefully return with a good story ...
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Subject: Re: Milady and Alder August 11th 2011, 5:14 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwww they're so cute together :D
Kamikinz VIP Member
Posts : 585 Thanks : 180Join date : 2011-06-29 Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.
The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."
The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.
The doctor nodded.
"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."
Subject: Re: Milady and Alder August 11th 2011, 7:39 pm
i got so must cc for this story ..really wish evies new -erhn 'bar' and poses were finished but i gues i gotta make do ...what i do wanna tell u guys if i go back home tomorrow and i dont hv the internet yet (stupid verizon workers striking) so i wont be able to post ne thing from my computer ...lol mobile yea
Kamikinz VIP Member
Posts : 585 Thanks : 180Join date : 2011-06-29 Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.
The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."
The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.
The doctor nodded.
"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."
Subject: Re: Milady and Alder August 11th 2011, 7:39 pm