Damn Women Drivers
This morning on the Motorway, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman
In a brand new
Ford Focus
Doing 110 miles per hour
With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked
The meat pie Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked My Mobile phone
Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs,
Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.
F**** Women Drivers!

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