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Comments : Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "air in the hands mother stickers...this is a f**k up!"
**not intended to offend people with this disability...just for kicks and giggles**
 |  Subject: And The Moral To The Story Is...  March 2nd 2012, 10:03 pm | |
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A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.
He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out!
He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it
There are three morals to this story:
1. Not everyone who gets you into shit is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. If you are in shit, keep your mouth shut |
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