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bubby189
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 |  Subject: joke for today  May 11th 2010, 3:58 pm | |
| Butt MeasurementsA man and his wife were working in their garden one day.man looks at his wife and says"Your butt is getting really big,i mean realbig,bet it's bigger than the barbeque" Then he got a measuring tape and measured his wifes bottom."Yep,I was right;your butt is 2 inches bigger than our barbeque" His wife cloose to ignore him.Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little
frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes
him off. "What's wrong?" he asks she says"Do you think I'm going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie?"
Last edited by Akasha on September 7th 2010, 10:29 pm; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : It was really hard to see the black lettering -Akasha) |
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SweetBaby
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| | Subject: Re: joke for today May 11th 2010, 4:00 pm | |
|  :lol: |
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Toblie
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| | Subject: Re: joke for today May 11th 2010, 9:03 pm | |
| ROFL hahahahahahahahhahahah! |
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cecesaun1
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| | Subject: Re: joke for today May 11th 2010, 10:04 pm | |
| I can't see the blue lettering... I guess it's just me because everyone else got the funny! I'm always a day late and a dollar short! :lol: |
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Kelle
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| | Subject: Re: joke for today May 12th 2010, 11:43 am | |
| HAHAHAHAHA!!!! thats hilarious!! what blue lettering cece? o.O (highlight it if you cant see it) xD |
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bubby189
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| | Subject: Re: joke for today May 12th 2010, 1:27 pm | |
| there was blue lettering Kelle I fixed it cos Cece couldn't see it.  |
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mrl1985
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| | Subject: Re: joke for today September 7th 2010, 6:19 pm | |
| thats funny hey how did u know what my wife said to me  |
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cecesaun1
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Comments : Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "air in the hands mother stickers...this is a f**k up!"
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| | Subject: Re: joke for today September 7th 2010, 10:21 pm | |
| Does she play Sims also? :800: |
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Akasha
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| | Subject: Re: joke for today September 7th 2010, 10:31 pm | |
| Haha!!! That's awesome!! I fixed it so it's all the same colour. Has anyone seen Bubby lately? I seriously haven't seen her in ages! |
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cecesaun1
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| | Subject: Re: joke for today September 7th 2010, 10:37 pm | |
| - Akasha wrote:
- Haha!!! That's awesome!! I fixed it so it's all the same colour.
Has anyone seen Bubby lately? I seriously haven't seen her in ages! You know Kash I have been wondering about her also!! She is just shy one post of being a top poster!! I hope all is well with her and a big thanks for fixing the lettering! I had forgotten about this joke until Mr. revived it! Way funny!! One little weenie!  Served him right!!! She doesn't need a smaller butt...she just needs a big sausage! That Mr is really checking out the post and commenting and participating on the site! I LOVE it!!!!!!!   |
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Akasha
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| | Subject: Re: joke for today September 7th 2010, 10:39 pm | |
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mrl1985
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| | Subject: Re: joke for today September 8th 2010, 6:14 pm | |
| hehe well with a small wenie i got do something lmfao  |
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