bubby189
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 |  Subject: Friday haha's  May 14th 2010, 5:40 pm | |
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Sign over a Gynecologist's
Office:
"Dr. Smith, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all
heels."
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On a Septic Tank
Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your
visit, please back in. "
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband
fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."
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At a Tire Shop:
"Invite us to your
next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows...."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push.......
Push...... Push."
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At an Optometrist's
Office:
"If you don't see what
you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food
is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back
on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear
you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be
delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you
don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be
hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral
Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling
Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to
take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic
Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is
full of Political Promises"
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cecesaun1
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Comments : Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "air in the hands mother stickers...this is a f**k up!"
**not intended to offend people with this disability...just for kicks and giggles**
| | Subject: Re: Friday haha's May 15th 2010, 4:54 am | |
| LOL!!! Way funny!!!!!! :lol:   :lol: |
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| | Subject: Re: Friday haha's May 15th 2010, 2:31 pm | |
| Hahaha - Those are great! I especially love the septic tank ones  |
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| | Subject: Re: Friday haha's May 15th 2010, 11:59 pm | |
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