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 |  Subject: The School Nurse  June 16th 2013, 12:12 am | |
| The School Nurse
A little 8 year old boy wanted to be circumcised when he realized he looked different than dad and his friends. The day after the procedure he returned to school. During class, he became uncomfortable and asked for permission to go to the nurse.
When he arrived at her office, he hesitated and finally just asked if he could call his mother. Sensing this was personal, the nurse stepped into the hall and closed the door to allow him privacy. Several minutes later the little boy came out of her office and the nurse noticed his penis was sticking out of his pants.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"Back to class," said the boy.
"But you can't go back like that!" explained the nurse.
"I have to," stressed the boy. "My mother said that if I could just stick it out until lunchtime, she would come and pick me up."
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| | Subject: Re: The School Nurse June 16th 2013, 12:33 am | |
| LMAO...Oh my goodness, Cece. I think Dee and I just woke the neighbors laughing.  |
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| | Subject: Re: The School Nurse June 16th 2013, 12:52 am | |
| You should have heard me when I spotted it!! I scared my sister who was sitting on the other couch, she jumped and looked at me like I was crazy!! Priceless! |
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| | Subject: Re: The School Nurse June 16th 2013, 2:46 am | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] Your poor sister.  Genny probably thought Dee and I were nuts, because we started laughing like crazy. I'm gonna have to steal this and post it on my facebook.  |
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| | Subject: Re: The School Nurse June 17th 2013, 4:07 am | |
| You go right ahead darling!!  |
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| | Subject: Re: The School Nurse June 28th 2013, 2:50 pm | |
| LOL That poor boy  I just can't imagine lol. |
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