Would You Rather...?

Subject: Would You Rather...? June 28th 2010, 4:32 pm

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So the person above you has posted a question asking would you rather this or that, you answer it and then post your own question. The more impossible the funnier.

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cat of nine tails...might even get a tad turned on...you never know...

Would you rather wipe your butt after a major runny pooh with your hands or with or a washcloth that you have to use to wash your face with after the pooh

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Hands

WYR lick a gas station bathroom floor or a metal pole outside when it's -20 degrees

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Lick bathroom floor

WYR shout 'eff you' in church or Praise the Lord at a Atheist convention

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praise the lord at an atheist convention, though im more likely to get my ass kicked, it won't upset my mother in law who is christian hehe

Would you rather be a real wrestler, or a fake one like on TNA/WWE?

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Fake one.

would you rather force a vegetarian to eat meat or never eat meat again?

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Force a vegetarian to eat meat Razz

I couldn't live without eating meat!

would you rather jump nekkid into a pool filled with rats or a pool filled with vomit

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Ugh...vomit

Would you rather shave shave your head and eyebrows off and where it that way for a year or let hair grow under you arms, legs and other places for a year unshaved.

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Shave head. Sad cause I love my mane.

Would you rather work with greasy old men or oily old men? (as in a job. not the other work)

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Uh.. oily I guess Razz

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or fat guys with hygiene issues?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 4th 2010, 2:48 pm

Wet dogs, at least they're cute.

Would you rather travel the world or be a game tester as a career choice.

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 4th 2010, 5:50 pm

Travel the world

Would you rather live in a Life size monopoly game or in a life size Life game?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 4th 2010, 5:51 pm

Life game, i love that game lol

WYR have a Droid phone or an iPhone?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 4th 2010, 5:53 pm

Hmmm. Droid.

Would you rather have a tricorn or a bonnet(hats)?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 5th 2010, 2:24 pm

Tricorn

Would you rather eat a slimy freshly-picked boogie or the pus contents of a huge pimple?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 5th 2010, 2:26 pm

ewww.....uhm...... >.< the boogie maybe? useta do it as a wee kid so yanno xD

Dye your hair bright magenta or lime green?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 5th 2010, 9:18 pm

Magenta. I hate lime green.

Steal a box of crayons or markers?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 5th 2010, 9:20 pm

Markers

Would you rather be extremely good looking or extremely talented?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 5th 2010, 9:22 pm

Talented.

Would you rather wear a sweater or a cardigan?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 5th 2010, 9:32 pm

Cardigan I guess, at least the top underneath might redeem me hehe

Would you rather live in a place with longer daylight hours, or longer nightime hours?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 7th 2010, 2:13 pm

Night-time

Would you rather eat bat stew or bull testicles?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 8th 2010, 1:52 pm

Bat stew I think.

Would you rather be trapped with zombies or a bunch of hungry lions?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 8th 2010, 5:45 pm

Hungry lions

DAVID!

Would you rather fly like a bird or swim like a fish?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 9th 2010, 3:49 pm

Swim like a fish! I loooooooove fishies.

Would you rather pee your pants in public, or have food stuck in your teeth on a hot date?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 9th 2010, 11:59 pm

Food stuck in my teeth i think

Would you rather be stranded in the wilderness our out at sea?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 10th 2010, 1:23 am

wilderness, better chance of survival lol, if you were stuck at sea you would have NOTHING available to try to stay alive.

WYR clean your house or someone elses?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 10th 2010, 3:00 am

Both, I can't stand a dirty house. But I'll say mine since I can only choose one.

Would you rather listen to music or watch a movie?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 10th 2010, 5:59 am

hmmmm big decision, prob Watch a movie but thats a hard one

Would you rather have your mother or your best friend wax your bikini line?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 10th 2010, 1:05 pm

Oh Gawd....

I pick best friend shame

WYR go on an African Safari or vacation on a beautiful tropical island?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 10th 2010, 4:09 pm

Tropical Island

Would you rather save yourself from a situation that will lead to death or save a group of people and die yourself.

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 10th 2010, 7:12 pm

Save a group of people and die myself.

WYR stub your toe or hit your funny bone

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 13th 2010, 3:08 pm

Man they both suck! LoL... um... well... Toe i guess

Would you rather love obsessively or be obsessively loved.

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 16th 2010, 12:54 am

Love Obsessivley

WYR crawl looking hot everywhere you go or walk everywhere you go looking ugly?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 17th 2010, 2:54 pm

Walk everywhere ugly... I don't do good on my knees bleh

Would you rather outlive everyone you know and love, or die before everyone you know and love.

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 17th 2010, 5:50 pm

Die Before everyone I know and love.

WYR Die or Electricution or Drowning?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 17th 2010, 6:17 pm

Electrocution please...drowning would be horrible!

WYR be seen on television unaware, butt nekked or be caught unaware on television using the bathroom?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 17th 2010, 7:54 pm

Um... as long as everything is shaved clean and tidy I wouldn't mind being caught naked. LoL!

Would you rather be punched in the face by Mike Tyson or have to make out with Steve Buscemi for 10 minutes.

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 18th 2010, 1:07 pm

Ew. >.< uuhhhh.....i think i would rather take the punch to the face. No offence to Steve xD

would you rather eat a cockroach or eat a meal worm? (like in those hotlixs suckers) [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 19th 2010, 10:28 pm

Meal worm, mos DEF. Ewww on BOTH of those mf's but I'd just have to go with almost ANYTHING other than a roach.

Would you rather go back in time and live in some AMAZING era of history (any, even dinosaur times) or travel into the future and witness all of the marvels of a futuristic age?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 20th 2010, 12:28 am

The futrue. Would You Rather...? - Page 2 615114

LOL

WYR be a ugly winner or a pretty loser?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 23rd 2010, 11:54 pm

Pretty loser *I don't know why* Vain I suppose... shame

Would you rather have all your toenails ripped off or your fingernails ripped off?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 24th 2010, 7:28 pm

Toenails. I'd have them hidden so no one else could see the ripped off ness.

Would you rather drown or burn to death?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 25th 2010, 5:07 pm

Drown, melting skin doesn't sound at all fun

Would you rather bath in honey or peanut butter?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 25th 2010, 5:56 pm

Honey...

Would you rather betray & humiliate your closest friend or cause permanent physical harm to an undeserving stranger (blind, paralyze, etc)?

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Betray and Humiliate. I did that already xD I can't cause harm to an innocent person. Unless I don't like them. xD

Would you rather pull the plug on someone who can recover, or kill someone in cold blood?

Quite morbid today xD

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? August 4th 2010, 11:08 pm

Wow...hard one...I'm gonna say...pull the plug and imagine they are a very bad person and deserving of death...

WYR...bitch slap a newborn baby or bitch slap a very elderly person

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Elderly. Babies cry enough as it is >.<

WYR eat all the fish in the world, or drink them as a smoothie?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? August 10th 2010, 10:03 pm

I would eat...I can cook it at least

WYR sneeze until your eyes bleed or cough until ears bleed?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? November 22nd 2010, 7:19 pm

wow um i guess sneeze till my eyes bleed

WYR eat slimey snails or mountain oysters (hog nuts)

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I would go for snails...hey the french eat them LOL

WYR get caught naked by your neighbour or have a billboard of your butt plastered around the neighbourhood?