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I went to maty looking at some skins that this person has made into non default skins. I'm always looking at ways to make my Sims a tad different and I came across the strangest yet funniest conversation taking place there.

I thought I'd bring it here just as, I don't know, just because it seems kind of interesting and really something you don't find yourself talking about out in the open! :800:

The discussion was based on pubes, to shave or not to shave, to have 'landing strips' or full grown bush, to just trim, to wax...that is the question....And this can go for guys and girls, on what you prefer on the opposite sex.

I'll play if you will play!!

mrl1985 wrote:

um ok im sittin back and reading all the comments and totaly enjoying it. Had to back up and realize i wasnt reading penthouse form. This is acctually a good topic. Correct most woman arent about the size but the tool thats doing the work. The candy dish i love that to. I love dipping in the cand dish. Eva my type of chick

MR!!!! Where have you been?!?!?!? I love this topic and I love that others aren't scared to talk openly about things like this! This site is going to have to get a bit busier so we can get Elite up and running!! Now THAT'S where all the 'happening' will be in regards to topics like this!!

Until then...we will just keep posting it here!!

I rock the 5 year old girl look for a few reasons

I used to trim shapes, maintain a strip or a triangle etc...but really spending THAT much time making my pubic hair pretty is just....a big waste of time when I can just whip a razor over it and be done.

My husband, and every other man I've been with don't enjoy getting pubic hair in their mouth when dining in, and regardless what style you rock if there's hair down there there's a bet someone is gonna get it stuck between their teeth :D

Hair is just a bit dirty to me.....each to his own, and I don't extend it to my men since my husband is pretty hairy, but for me it does seem cleaner to be shaved

It's easier for the husband to shave it all off instead of trying to direct him to shave this bit and not that bit lol

I actually find it an erotic experience, especially when someone else shaves it. Cause I'm weird that way....and many many other ways




As for cock, they are UGLY CECE, UGLY :D However there are many ugly things in life that we like, strive for, love etc....like new born babies, ugly as fuck and yet everyone thinks there's is adorable hehe. Though the cut cock is more attractive than the hooded one imo anyways.

I have a rule, nothing less than 5inches.....it just can't do its job after a certain point, the rule ''It's not the size its what you do with it'' does have its limits....prefer 7inches....and no more than 10....that's hitting the spine territory hehe

No PK 10 inches is rearranging your furniture! And I just can't see how you could see the penis as being ugly. Now granted....like you...I prefer them snipped. I don't find the hooded ones attractive at all. Just my personal taste on that.

Like the dining in thing...funny!! That's why I keep mine neat and well trimmed but I just can't deal with feeling like a toddler on my cha cha. I even think self pleasure would be a bust if I was totally bald. Now when the day comes that I turn myself off...someone put me away or just shot me!

I don't think I've ever in my entire life had a guy complain of having 'hairy' teeth after or during dessert. I guess I keep my candy dish so low that it's basically not a problem. And around that particular area...it's all shaved. Just feel a lot cleaner as far as bathroom time goes.

On the hairy men...not a fan. I don't mind chest hair, and the other parts like legs and arms....but back hair on a man just totally is a deal breaker!

Ugh!! I'd be shaving that stuff off my darn self probably while vomiting in the process and THERE IS NO WAY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I LETTING A MAN NEAR MY CANDY DISH WITH ANYTHING SHARP!!

Hairy back is in fact the only physical deal breaker for me, I'm not a very shallow person.

Being shallow isn't at all something thats a bad thing (within reason of course), most human beings have some kind of response to visual stimuli when it comes to the opposite sex....I however am totally abnormal and I'm not turned off, nor have an opinion on any physical appearances. Fat, thin, hairy, big nose....doesn't bother me, I notice things but I just don't....I dunno react to them.

However hairy back provokes a gag reflex >.<

LMAO u guys....hairy backs *shudders* yep I'm definitely not into dating chewbacca it's just wrong imo..

.An I'm with PistolKitty it's easier to shave it all off than try and get fiddly designs and like you said CeCe there is no way I'm letting a guy near my lady bits with anything sharp...it'd be like getting a trim from freddy krueger with most of the guys I've known.

Lady bits!!!

LOL I was gonna say Lady Garden but went for bits instead :D

cecesaun1 wrote:

No Kash...you are BLESSED if you don't grow a rain forest down there!! How I would love that! Sadly if I don't keep trim my gender would be unidentifiable without a serious bush whacking! I mean, I could braid my cha cha if I don't maintain it. Little animals could take up housing, homeless folks would move in and treat it like it was a safari, animal kingdom would be looking for a noble peace prize for thinking they have discovered some new island!

Little children would disappear just walking past and I could probably scare an erection into a 'inward' retreat so much so the guy would now be considered a girl!

Yep...def have to keep her maintained! :105:

And Q...I do like the sound of 'wiley minx'...sounds so exotic yet naughty!!

LMAO! OH CeCe! You crack me up!!!!

However, the comment about the guy turning into a girl and the whole inward retreat, has brought up bad visual memories. Due to my job, I'm a nursey nurse, I have seen far too many penises in my young life and I have seen many that have gone inward bound and it disturbs me. DISTURBS ME!

I agree with hairy backs they are a deal breaker. So are hairy butts. See you can shave/wax a back, but hair on the butt. EWWW.

OMG! I forgot about BUTT HAIR!!! Ugh!!! Ew! Gag! Nope...butt hair is a def deal breaker!!! Yuckies!!

And Nessa...you mean that penis's can actually retreat?

Ok now I'm really grossed out...butt hair ewwwwww! I too forgot about the curse of the hairy cavern definitely a huge no-go and something that would make me run...and fast lol

HAHAHA! I'd run too, far far far away.

CeCe - yeah penises can retreat. If a person gets too overweight, and I mean OVERWEIGHT, like morbidly obese, it will retreat. The problems they have after that...jeez, trying to put a catheter in those poor guys. Also, not just the front end but the back end too. Very hard to clean up if they open their you know whazzits. So if other health problems weren't enough to make you go to the gym, then that I hope will. Well if your a dude. Girls got their own problems, like getting to it. It's very sad, they often get very embarressed.

See I've dated a man with a hairy back, and I did shave and wax it to avoid the gagging....and no it's not a good compromise...it gets prickly, it grows back fast and thicker....and they get ingrown hairs really easy it's just not the go.

Hairy bums I'm fine with, a lot of men have a hairy ass, as do many woman....they just don't notice it since they can't examine their own ass in a mirror lol. I'm not talking rug on the bum, but just hair. Since I've worked as a madame I know for a fact...having to tell girls to wax their asses is hilarious, no woman wants to admit there's some hair there.

Oh i never hide on subject like these and i think God im not a woman doctor. Which by the way does a woman doctor acctually feel seen one u seen them all cause ive seen some in my days and tell ya what i love the Vagina area to death. Oh my God do i loves em. So shaved patch hair. Like Campbells souop always said MMMMMM GOOD!

How did I miss this topic? I must be blind, blind I tell you!

Number one: I've dated a cave man with the hairy ass back, neck, chest, toes, bottoms of his feet, everywhere. I never thought someone could get dandruff on their knees :/

I keep my cooter shaved to the max, just because I feel cleaner and the man enjoys the fact that I look like a child for some odd reason.

I expect him to have no less that 1/2 inch of hair and no more than 1 inch. yes I'm that precise when it comes to my guy's punkin patch. I don't want to feel like I'm molesting a little boy, but I don't want to feel like I'm going to get eaten alive by a hairy elephant creature when I got down there.

So there is my input. This topic has been out for a little while, but I had to comment.

Pistolkitten wrote:

See I've dated a man with a hairy back, and I did shave and wax it to avoid the gagging....and no it's not a good compromise...it gets prickly, it grows back fast and thicker....and they get ingrown hairs really easy it's just not the go.

Hairy bums I'm fine with, a lot of men have a hairy ass, as do many woman....they just don't notice it since they can't examine their own ass in a mirror lol. I'm not talking rug on the bum, but just hair. Since I've worked as a madame I know for a fact...having to tell girls to wax their asses is hilarious, no woman wants to admit there's some hair there.

My ass is as smooth as a baby's bottom thank you!!

mrl1985 wrote:

Oh i never hide on subject like these and i think God im not a woman doctor. Which by the way does a woman doctor acctually feel seen one u seen them all cause ive seen some in my days and tell ya what i love the Vagina area to death. Oh my God do i loves em. So shaved patch hair. Like Campbells souop always said MMMMMM GOOD!

mrl You are so funny! I was married to a 'woman' doctor, an ob/gyn and I worked as a physician assistant for a ob/gyn. (not ex) I NEVER got just 'use' to it. I was always uncomfortable!! I kind of felt sorry for the doc who practically had to put face up on it to exam it!! Gag!!

Now I would be a 'penis' doc any DAY!!

Evie wrote:

How did I miss this topic? I must be blind, blind I tell you!

Number one: I've dated a cave man with the hairy ass back, neck, chest, toes, bottoms of his feet, everywhere. I never thought someone could get dandruff on their knees :/

I keep my cooter shaved to the max, just because I feel cleaner and the man enjoys the fact that I look like a child for some odd reason.

I expect him to have no less that 1/2 inch of hair and no more than 1 inch. yes I'm that precise when it comes to my guy's punkin patch. I don't want to feel like I'm molesting a little boy, but I don't want to feel like I'm going to get eaten alive by a hairy elephant creature when I got down there.

So there is my input. This topic has been out for a little while, but I had to comment.

OCD with the male bush huh?! Yeah...this topic has been here for a little bit, but still gets attention from time to time!! I LOVE it!! I wasn't sure I'd get any responses and if I did, maybe a few...I am amazed at how open this group is and I LOVE it!! Thinking about posting...

'When do you decide, it's time to trim'?

And the man likes the nekked barbie look....tsk tsk! I just have never understood that....

LOL CeCe when do you decide it's time to trim that's funny an yeah I don't understand why guys like the barbie look but most of the ones I know do...go figure!

I have this one guy friend and we talk about anything and everything. He said he likes that 'tribal' look on a woman!! I told him I could change his mind if he saw mine full grown bush style! Scary I tell you ... just plain old out and out scary!!

LMAO my sister is like that, she'll talk about anything...she once said after nine months of not shaving since she'd been pregnant her lady bush was that bad you'd find lost pygme tribes in there...gross but so funny at the time...she even said she'd not shaved her legs and you could braid her leg hair lmao and that she was changing her name to chewbacca

Q!! Too funny! I couldn't go to a Zoo and pass by the Monkeys without them wanting to 'pick my bush' if I get too curly crazy in the candy dish!!

My brother says he likes it better when a girl doesn't shave....says it's like kissing a dude if they she misses a day of shaving...if you know what I mean. ;)

^ LMAO!!! It does get a bit prickly down there if you let it run wild and forget to shave/wax/laser whatever it off. Especially when it just starts growing back... When I think about it, that's actually a pretty good comparison.

Q, your sister is hilarious! Everytime I read that post, I literally erupt into hysterical laughter! And CeCe....

LOL CeCe that's so funny! I always lmao when reading this post it's sheer brilliance! My sister comes out with all sorts, she's hilarious! The things she says and does I am literally crying with laughter...like the time she went into the toy shop bought a couple of cheap barbie like dolls, stripped um nekked and sat them at the bus stop with tickets in their hands. When the driver pulled up she said I think these two were here first...the whole bus was in tears laughing...then she got an action man stripped him down and sat him on a public toilet seat with his boots on and only his helmet to cover his manly parts...I would have loved to have seen the face of the woman who pushed open the toilet door and found that lmao.

I think your Sis and I would get along famously!! She sounds like a riot!! Snacking on the Va JayJay...like kissing a dude... Ask him how he would know what kissing a dude feels like....

^ HAHAHA! That barbie thing is just GOLD!

Personally, I don't like it when I get attacked with the smoochies and the dude hasn't shaved. It's like carpet burn...on your face.

No 'snack time' almost has to be planned. 'when in a relationship of course and when you are getting snacked on'.... damn!

Anywho...I agree...I do not like the stubble with the snack!! Not a good relationship AT ALL! No prickly s please on the puntah! I should make a sign for my bedroom door with rules for sexing!

1: No stubble when snacking on the bit's and pieces!

Feel free to complete the list of rules!!

Lmao CeCe's Bedroom Rule book I'm sure it would be a hit...yeah my sister is so funny she does does random stuff all the time and I can't help but laugh at her.

2: No hairy backs!

3. If you are a waxer/shaver of your junk region, please make sure it is silky smooth or the hair has grown out a bit to where it is not like razors, before you go attacking my candy dish. Thank you for your consideration. Reason I say this, is if they are like *balls deep* (excuse my vulgarity) and going at it a bit too hard, its horrible. Might just be a Ness thing though.

Lmao Miss L...I hear ya though girl it's a rule much needed

#4: If you must urinate before sexing...please wash the penis before even THINKING about coming into the bedroom!! I'm not keen on the soy sauce on my sausage! :x

^ EWWWW I totally forgot about that!

5. Make sure we know whose protecting what in the "lets not make a baby department". I don't need a DELAY right in the middle of my moments of passion thank you. Nothing more annoying than getting ready to go for it and that gets brought up.

LMAO OMG CeCe I literally choked laughing at soy sauce on my sausage..

LMFAO ok 1 i dont have to worry about prrotection love to feel the soft wet moist touch if you know what i meen and since when did guys start shaving and 2 like i said when im eating pie mmmmmmmmmmmm the taste is what im interested in so if u want shave ladies feel free but im not licking the hairs im licking the fold

mrL!! Happy b-lated Birthday!!

#6: Don't automatically think it's going to take place on MY side of the bed. If already not stated...why don't we lay a towel down or a sheet and have at it all over the bed!! I HATE the wet spot!!!

So I'm not sure if this topic is still going on, but I'm going to throw my two cents into the barrel. I personally am not one who likes to shave. And since the fiancee's not always around its usually a freakin jungle down there! But when he's coming home I usually have to force myself to get that job done.

I'm not gonna lie I had a brazilian wax done once and while the fiancee was a happy camper I was like Oh no NEVER again! As for my men, well I'm a huge fan of the happy trail for realz it's the sexiest thing I've ever seen but I cant not deal with a hairy junk.

It just creeps me out! So fiancee knows that if he want's the business he needs to clean it up haha! But CeCe I do have to agree with you, I really do love the way a penis looks there's just something about it how no two penises are the same that intriques me!

well ty CeCe and man whats wrong with rollin in the sheets and gettin it all wet and lettin the room smell of sweet sex lol

LOL we all sound so demanding

ty for happy birthday CeCe

^you are welcome mrl!! Any wishing for many more!


Yeah...we sound a bit demanding but we are just 'writing' down what we are already thinking about and feeling right? I kind of love having this 'I'm in charge' kind of feeling going on until I submit totally to meh man!:105:


#7 Please don't wait until we are actually IN the act before romanticizing me...you can tell me you love me outside of the sex also. I probably won't be spewing sweet nothing's to you while otherwise 'engaged', you are probably just going to get something along the lines of, 'yeah yeah...I got that...now shut up and *&%$ meh'!!!

Oooh CeCe I agree with number 7 that's a good one.

Why thank you! There is a time and a place for everything!

Dont forget the important rule

Must always and i meen always have the foreplay and believe me i can use my tounge

I don't agree with ALWAYS...I just adore a quickie from time to time!!

Yep sometimes a quickie is what's called for CeCe I totally agree with you

how about a spare of the moment like one time me and the wife were painting a room and all sudden i was a feeling the urge and we did it rite there was awsome

No. 7 is marvelous CeCe!

Nufin wrong with being demanding, fulfil my desires and I will fulfil yours. :D

I like to bring a woman on the brink of edge then back off drives her freakin wild