The scenario:
Anywhere. Man A and man B.

A - Hey did you see what Theresa was dressing?
B - Yeah! That chick is all about tits and ass...
A - Yeah! Tits an' ass! By the way, I was told that Chelsea is planning to buy Messi!
B - Ah! I would like to see that. Hey check who is at the door...
A - Wow... check that out... legs an' ass...
B - Yeah... I'm ordering another beer, you want some?
A - Sure. Oh man, I'm damned, I need a new set of tires and now I'm broke.
B - That sucks... can't you buy some used ones?
A - I'll look for it, C's uncle has some spares I think...

etc etc etc.

You see how men talk about women?

Interesting!

LOL Sergio ! are you more like Mr. A or more like Mr. B ??

LOL I doubt my husband speaks like that hehe

I want to know too sergio mr A or B

Come on Sergio enquiring minds want to know!

Hmmm...that's truly sad if thats the conversation between guys. Truly sad...tsk tsk tsk...

How women talk about men & women:

The scenario:
Anywhere. Woman A and Woman B.

A - Hey did you see what Theresa was dressing?
B - Yeah! WTH? is the hooters convention in town?
A - Yeah! now look at the eyes on that guy...
B - Ah! yeah, they're looking right at Theresa's twins.
A - Wow... no surprise there.
B - Yeah... too bad I have too much respect for myself to dress like that.
A - Sure. Then maybe we'd get his attention.
B - That sucks... maybe I'll just be a lesbo...
A - good idea...


okay, thats so not how women talk... well... maybe the first two lines are, but thats it lol.

Too funny Evie!!!

I'm going to have a go!

The scenario:
Shopping mall-- Woman A and Woman B

A--Wow look at all the sales I'm sure I will find several new items!
B--Yeah...but look at the ones marked 'sale' size 2, size 4, size 6 where are the 'I eat so I don't starve sizes?'
A--You might as well give that up girl...our size don't exist anymore...might as well have us in the Womens large section and I'm only a size 8!
B--You? A size 8? Puleezzeee girl you haven't been a size 8 since 5th grade!
A--Hold the phone....4 o'clock, tall, built and with beautiful green eyes!
B--Oh my! Hubba hubba! Any sign of a female tagging along?
A--nope...no fem's...so...what now...?
B--Push your tits out and up and tighten your butt girl...I want him to look over here!
A--Ermm...I'm married...remember...?
B--Doh'...I remember...I also remember WHAT you married also...don't play like hubby is all that!
A--Jealous much?
B--Not ev...hold up...he's looking this way!
A--Oh I've got butterflies...he is walking over here...I should hide my ring!
B--No fair...I'm single so I get the chance to snap that!
A--Whatev...I mean really girl...look at your hair and your nails are a hot mess, not too mention your jeans are too tight so you are sporting a huge camel toe!
B--Your hubby loves my camel toe!
A--Bitch!
B--I got your bitch!
A--Hold on...here he comes....
B--And there he goes!! Walked right over to 'little Miss hasn't ate anything but dried water for a week!'
A--Men!
B--Whatev!! I going to the plaza for a pretzel...want one?
A--Yeah..why not...I'm going to get cream cheese on mine...I will start my diet tomorrow!
A&B--both crack up laughing!

you 2 are cracking me up here

cecesaun1 wrote:

Too funny Evie!!!

I'm going to have a go!

The scenario:
Shopping mall-- Woman A and Woman B

A--Wow look at all the sales I'm sure I will find several new items!
B--Yeah...but look at the ones marked 'sale' size 2, size 4, size 6 where are the 'I eat so I don't starve sizes?'
A--You might as well give that up girl...our size don't exist anymore...might as well have us in the Womens large section and I'm only a size 8!
B--You? A size 8? Puleezzeee girl you haven't been a size 8 since 5th grade!
A--Hold the phone....4 o'clock, tall, built and with beautiful green eyes!
B--Oh my! Hubba hubba! Any sign of a female tagging along?
A--nope...no fem's...so...what now...?
B--Push your tits out and up and tighten your butt girl...I want him to look over here!
A--Ermm...I'm married...remember...?
B--Doh'...I remember...I also remember WHAT you married also...don't play like hubby is all that!
A--Jealous much?
B--Not ev...hold up...he's looking this way!
A--Oh I've got butterflies...he is walking over here...I should hide my ring!
B--No fair...I'm single so I get the chance to snap that!
A--Whatev...I mean really girl...look at your hair and your nails are a hot mess, not too mention your jeans are too tight so you are sporting a huge camel toe!
B--Your hubby loves my camel toe!
A--Bitch!
B--I got your bitch!
A--Hold on...here he comes....
B--And there he goes!! Walked right over to 'little Miss hasn't ate anything but dried water for a week!'
A--Men!
B--Whatev!! I going to the plaza for a pretzel...want one?
A--Yeah..why not...I'm going to get cream cheese on mine...I will start my diet tomorrow!
A&B--both crack up laughing!

Cece.... that's my flippin life in a nutshell.

No wayz girl!! That's truly sad...yet funny at the same time!! You should have a go at it Angie!!

And Evie hun...you don't have to use the quote so much here if you don't want to...I just it mainly for pm's so me box don't fill up too quickly.

cecesaun1 wrote:

No wayz girl!! That's truly sad...yet funny at the same time!! You should have a go at it Angie!!

And Evie hun...you don't have to use the quote so much here if you don't want to...I just it mainly for pm's so me box don't fill up too quickly.

if Angie had a go at this you would only see what she hears from a true man. many of you women i think have forgot what one of then is. ?????

P.S why do women get maiied in white ???? ouch Angie just threw the T.V remote at me. LOL

i would just like to say i did not come up with this. i found it on a web site. but i thought it was funny.

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new
facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when
accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE &
FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate
steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

We don't do that!!! Do we? And yes Brian...I remember what a good man is like...they are just seasonal I think and right now they are out of stock...back ordered....possibility of being discontinued.

Oh...Ang you didn't miss when you tossed the remote at Brian did you? If so repeat step until target acquired!

Cece ....I never miss when throwing things...lol...

Ok Miss L is gonna have a shot now:

Conversation between Woman Y and Woman Z:

Y: Did you hear that A stole B's boyfriend?
Z: I know that chick is a total slag...
Y: Well apparently A didn't put out for him!
Z: Really, I find that hard to believe. That chick has more rides than a amusement park.
Y: That dude is a total douche anyway...
Z: Yeah they deserve each other, ugly and ugly match ya know
Y: Yah, she doesn't even wear makeup!
Z: Or do her hair, I don't know what he sees in her.

That is actually a REAL conversation my curious ears overheard.

Shameful isn't it.

lol...oh my the things you hear...Miss L...your avi looks erm..fierce...but not in a scary way just very different ...

I hear many interesting things I don't even realise I am "snooping" until I go "what did I just hear?" I have super hearing. It turns itself on when people are talking stupid or talking about stupid stuff. It turns off when people ask me to do things though...

Ahhh...hehehe I love my angry goth chick Perhaps you will see her around sometime soon. Perhaps. Just maybe.