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PostSubject: I Dream Of Genie   August 30th 2011, 8:31 pm

I Dream Of Genie

A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
"I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double."
The salesman thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said.
"I've always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said.
Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?"
"Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."

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"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."

PostSubject: Re: I Dream Of Genie   August 31st 2011, 1:03 am

Lol
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PostSubject: Re: I Dream Of Genie   August 31st 2011, 1:17 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: I Dream Of Genie   August 31st 2011, 1:34 am

You know...you girls got this too quickly...you naughty little you's!!! laughing

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PostSubject: Re: I Dream Of Genie   August 31st 2011, 8:29 am

Where is the grace? I also think that it isn't finished :/
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PostSubject: Re: I Dream Of Genie   September 1st 2011, 2:08 am

I don't think Lushie gets it...

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PostSubject: Re: I Dream Of Genie   September 1st 2011, 2:36 am

lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: I Dream Of Genie   September 1st 2011, 3:45 am

That vicious lol
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PostSubject: Re: I Dream Of Genie   September 1st 2011, 11:34 am

No I don't get it Sad044
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