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Subject: I Dream Of Genie August 30th 2011, 8:31 pm
I Dream Of Genie
A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double." The salesman thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said. "I've always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said. Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?" "Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."
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The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."
The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.
The doctor nodded.
"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."
Subject: Re: I Dream Of Genie August 31st 2011, 1:03 am
Lol
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Subject: Re: I Dream Of Genie August 31st 2011, 1:17 am
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Subject: Re: I Dream Of Genie August 31st 2011, 1:34 am
You know...you girls got this too quickly...you naughty little you's!!!
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Subject: Re: I Dream Of Genie August 31st 2011, 8:29 am
Where is the grace? I also think that it isn't finished :/
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Subject: Re: I Dream Of Genie September 1st 2011, 2:08 am
I don't think Lushie gets it...
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Subject: Re: I Dream Of Genie September 1st 2011, 2:36 am
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Subject: Re: I Dream Of Genie September 1st 2011, 3:45 am
That vicious lol
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Subject: Re: I Dream Of Genie September 1st 2011, 11:34 am
Subject: I Dream Of Genie 
August 30th 2011, 8:31 pm
