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cecesaun1 Admin
Top Poster : Featured Artist : Posts : 7880 Thanks : 1163 Join date : 2010-01-09 Comments : Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "air in the hands mother stickers...this is a f**k up!"
**not intended to offend people with this disability...just for kicks and giggles**
| Subject: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 17th 2011, 10:15 pm | |
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Sleepy-Genius Graphic Designer
Donor/$upporter : Top Poster : Posts : 1513 Thanks : 274 Join date : 2011-08-12 Comments : Sometimes you need help to get out of that cement of shyness. That is why God made jackhammers!! *drills*
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 18th 2011, 3:26 am | |
| LMFAO!!! Kids are soo funny! |
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Kamikinz VIP Member
Posts : 585 Thanks : 180 Join date : 2011-06-29 Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.
The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."
The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.
The doctor nodded.
"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 18th 2011, 5:25 am | |
| LMAO ... that lil fat boy would've gotten his head smacked off lol and the one that threw the bag that hit the baby in the background... a few of the kids took it well lol ...how funny was the lil boy who said jimmy kimmel could suck his balls lmaooooo.... my fav was the lil girl with the sandwich lol i should do this with my son and see what he says ...i might try it ...he likes alot of stuff gimme a suggestion on what to have him open lol i might upload it to my facebook |
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Sleepy-Genius Graphic Designer
Donor/$upporter : Top Poster : Posts : 1513 Thanks : 274 Join date : 2011-08-12 Comments : Sometimes you need help to get out of that cement of shyness. That is why God made jackhammers!! *drills*
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 18th 2011, 5:39 am | |
| Barbie doll. chap stick. corn-on-the-cob. refrigeration magnet (plain one), um, coal (LOL), empty juice or milk jug decorated, a plastic plant, a plastic bowl, a fake iPhone, paper-mache bowl or cup (made those in elementary, LOL), Barbie doll again, gift wrap paper (plain)... ♪And the beat (list) goes on...♪ P.S. You asked. |
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cecesaun1 Admin
Top Poster : Featured Artist : Posts : 7880 Thanks : 1163 Join date : 2010-01-09 Comments : Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "air in the hands mother stickers...this is a f**k up!"
**not intended to offend people with this disability...just for kicks and giggles**
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 18th 2011, 6:15 am | |
| His very own roll of toilet paper, Hair bows for his pretty hair, half of box of cereal...not a good cereal either, broken juicy cup, a game missing all the pieces, a box,empty and you tell him it's an invisible gift but very very expensive so be careful with it. A half deflated ballon. Half a dollar, paper, tell him the other half is promised next year if he is a good boy. I could go on...but if you do you have to either tape it or take plenty of pics!! You should do it!!! |
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Sleepy-Genius Graphic Designer
Donor/$upporter : Top Poster : Posts : 1513 Thanks : 274 Join date : 2011-08-12 Comments : Sometimes you need help to get out of that cement of shyness. That is why God made jackhammers!! *drills*
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 18th 2011, 6:28 am | |
| @Cece: Invisible gift! LOL!!! A mechanical pencil with no lead, an empty lotion bottle, say you that you broke his TV and get him a broken TV that looks antique, a yellow rubber ducky (no Bernie or Bert song "♪Rubber ducky, you the one *squeak squeak*♪ " , socks ( i never liked socks as a kid), use a shopping bag from one of his favourite stores but have something totally not from that store (LOL)... |
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cecesaun1 Admin
Top Poster : Featured Artist : Posts : 7880 Thanks : 1163 Join date : 2010-01-09 Comments : Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "air in the hands mother stickers...this is a f**k up!"
**not intended to offend people with this disability...just for kicks and giggles**
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 18th 2011, 6:35 am | |
| Sleepy...invisible...BUT expensive!!! I mean wrap the heck out that puppy with awesome gift wrap, beautiful bow...the works!! What about a grocery bag filled with veggies, tell him they are to make him grow tall and strong and cheaper than vitamins! A box of band aids for future boo boo's. Light bulbs. |
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Sleepy-Genius Graphic Designer
Donor/$upporter : Top Poster : Posts : 1513 Thanks : 274 Join date : 2011-08-12 Comments : Sometimes you need help to get out of that cement of shyness. That is why God made jackhammers!! *drills*
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 18th 2011, 6:57 am | |
| He likes vegetables, I think she told me one day in chat... |
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cecesaun1 Admin
Top Poster : Featured Artist : Posts : 7880 Thanks : 1163 Join date : 2010-01-09 Comments : Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "air in the hands mother stickers...this is a f**k up!"
**not intended to offend people with this disability...just for kicks and giggles**
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 18th 2011, 7:28 pm | |
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Sleepy-Genius Graphic Designer
Donor/$upporter : Top Poster : Posts : 1513 Thanks : 274 Join date : 2011-08-12 Comments : Sometimes you need help to get out of that cement of shyness. That is why God made jackhammers!! *drills*
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 18th 2011, 8:55 pm | |
| We don't want to give a treat. LOL. We are so bad, trying to mess with her cute little boy. However, she did ask... |
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cecesaun1 Admin
Top Poster : Featured Artist : Posts : 7880 Thanks : 1163 Join date : 2010-01-09 Comments : Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "air in the hands mother stickers...this is a f**k up!"
**not intended to offend people with this disability...just for kicks and giggles**
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 18th 2011, 8:57 pm | |
| How about a VHS tape, blank? Lol!! |
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Kamikinz VIP Member
Posts : 585 Thanks : 180 Join date : 2011-06-29 Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.
The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."
The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.
The doctor nodded.
"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 19th 2011, 12:27 am | |
| LMAO MY SON IS SUCH A COMEDIAN HE MIGHT LAUGH AT ALOT OF THOSE GIFTS LOL.... HE ASKED HIS DAD FOR BANDAIDS 2 DAYS AGO SO THAT WONT WORK LOL RUBBER DUCKY? NA HE LIKES BUBBLE BATHS LOL HE'LL THINK THE PLASTIC BOWL WAS FOR CEREAL LOL A BROKEN CUP HE'LL TELL ME WE HAVE TO GO EXCHANGE IT I KINDA LIKE THE INVISIBLE GIFT IDEA ...HE MIGHT LAUGH HIS ASS OFF! THE BARBIE DOLL AND GIRL BOWS MIGHT MAKE HIM SIDE EYE ME LOL HE'S SUCH A COOL KID TO PLEASE HE WOULD ACCEPT CEREAL AND CORN ...DAMNIT WHY'D HE HAVE TO BE SO EASY GOING LOL I MIGHT GO WITH THE BARBIE DOLL LOL |
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cecesaun1 Admin
Top Poster : Featured Artist : Posts : 7880 Thanks : 1163 Join date : 2010-01-09 Comments : Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "air in the hands mother stickers...this is a f**k up!"
**not intended to offend people with this disability...just for kicks and giggles**
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 19th 2011, 6:12 pm | |
| I think the invisible gift is awesome also! Oh...I thought of it didn't I? He sounds like such a lovable kid! |
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Sleepy-Genius Graphic Designer
Donor/$upporter : Top Poster : Posts : 1513 Thanks : 274 Join date : 2011-08-12 Comments : Sometimes you need help to get out of that cement of shyness. That is why God made jackhammers!! *drills*
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 19th 2011, 9:11 pm | |
| She is so sweet! Continue to raise him right! Keep homewrecker away! LOL. |
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cecesaun1 Admin
Top Poster : Featured Artist : Posts : 7880 Thanks : 1163 Join date : 2010-01-09 Comments : Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "air in the hands mother stickers...this is a f**k up!"
**not intended to offend people with this disability...just for kicks and giggles**
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 20th 2011, 7:31 pm | |
| Yeah...we eat home wreckers for LUNCH!!! |
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Sleepy-Genius Graphic Designer
Donor/$upporter : Top Poster : Posts : 1513 Thanks : 274 Join date : 2011-08-12 Comments : Sometimes you need help to get out of that cement of shyness. That is why God made jackhammers!! *drills*
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 20th 2011, 7:37 pm | |
| Add a little seasoning here... LOL. |
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Kamikinz VIP Member
Posts : 585 Thanks : 180 Join date : 2011-06-29 Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.
The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."
The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.
The doctor nodded.
"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 20th 2011, 8:41 pm | |
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Sleepy-Genius Graphic Designer
Donor/$upporter : Top Poster : Posts : 1513 Thanks : 274 Join date : 2011-08-12 Comments : Sometimes you need help to get out of that cement of shyness. That is why God made jackhammers!! *drills*
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 21st 2011, 5:57 am | |
| This was fun, but honestly Kami, you know we like kids, not the hyper ones always running around and junk. The sweet ones like yours. |
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Kamikinz VIP Member
Posts : 585 Thanks : 180 Join date : 2011-06-29 Comments : So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.
The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office."
The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says.
The doctor nodded.
"Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out."
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 21st 2011, 8:51 pm | |
| dont get it twisted ...his mouth goes and goes and goes and goes ...he doesnt stop! |
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Sleepy-Genius Graphic Designer
Donor/$upporter : Top Poster : Posts : 1513 Thanks : 274 Join date : 2011-08-12 Comments : Sometimes you need help to get out of that cement of shyness. That is why God made jackhammers!! *drills*
| Subject: Re: I gave my kid a terrible Christmas gift! December 21st 2011, 9:27 pm | |
| I'm sure he means it with love. |
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