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PostSubject: Be Careful What You Wish For!   May 26th 2013, 1:59 am

Be Careful What You Wish For!


A man married 25 years, took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 13 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.


Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."


His wife is a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed..

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PostSubject: Re: Be Careful What You Wish For!   May 26th 2013, 3:29 pm

Good one!
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PostSubject: Re: Be Careful What You Wish For!   June 10th 2013, 8:08 pm

That's actually kind of sad. She should have kept herself up, you know? Smile

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