Would You Rather...?

Subject: Would You Rather...? June 28th 2010, 4:32 pm

So the person above you has posted a question asking would you rather this or that, you answer it and then post your own question. The more impossible the funnier.

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 28th 2010, 4:35 pm

Would you rather be stuck in a small space filled with cockroaches or in a large space filled with tarantulas?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 28th 2010, 6:10 pm

tarantulas. All the way.

Would you rather be extremely over weight or extremely under weight?

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Underweight, then I could fly in the wind xD

WYR be at the top of the empire state building and pushed, or the top of a ladder, on a diving board as high as teh empire statebuilding and pushed? yes, theres a pool underneath

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 28th 2010, 10:40 pm

As long as theres a pool underneath that empire state building, then I'll go with the building...theres something scary about climbing up really tall ladders lol

Would you rather be the sexual play toy of Rosie O Donnell or Gary Busey?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 28th 2010, 10:43 pm

the ladder! Hopefully there is a lifeguard!!

I love this game! My daughter and I play it often!

Would you rather....link the lint out of your Grandfathers belly button or trim the hair in his ears with your teeth?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 28th 2010, 11:28 pm

Imma have to go with the teeth, I think licking would be just a bit more wrong.

WYR be Deaf or Blind?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 1:18 am

deaf (I'm a photographer)

Would you rather get caught cheating or catch your lover cheating.

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 1:22 am

Nobody answered PK.

I would have to go with Rosie, tough choice, tough choice indeed

& I would rather get caught cuz I think if I caught him I'd be spendin the rest of my life in prison for murder.

Would you rather have to forever eat foods that are too salty or too sweet

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 1:24 am

Too Salty.

WYR lick a sweaty gym sock or a used fly swater?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 1:35 am

Um... does the fly swater still have the bugs on it cuz if not then that thing.

Would you rather have no control of your bowels movements or urination.

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 1:37 am

ummm, Bowel Movements... Would You Rather...? Icon_redface

Woudl you rather suck a lolllipop found in a toilet or lick the floor of a subway station?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 2:00 am

Suck a lollipop from a toilet....my toilet just got cleaned so it can be from my toilet hehe

Would you rather take it in the bum, or have someone poop on your chest?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 2:07 am

well, since Im a guy i have to say have someone poop on my chest.

would you rather throw your computer out the window or throw your phone out the window?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 2:19 am

Phone computer more expensive to replace

would you rather drink urine or drink vomit?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 2:20 am

ummm, urine i guess.

WYR eat dog shit or eat cat vomit?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 2:23 am

wow errrr......cat vomit i guess, at least it didnt come out of its arse

Would you rather shag you neighbour or your last teacher?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 2:25 am

umm, Imma have to go with Last teacher.

WYR become the oppostie sex or Be called Fat your whole life by everyone you know. and only fat, like tehy use it as your name.

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 2:49 am

Become the opposite sex

Would you rather have headphones glued to your ears forever playing Surfin Bird (look it up if you don't know) or kathy lee gifford telling her "jokes."

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 4:08 am

Kathy Lee, if I had to listen to that song over and over again I would go on a murder rampage I swear

Would you rather be a member of the spice girls or a member of the pussy cat dolls (and yes you have to dress like they do)

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 4:11 am

The pussy cat dolls, theyre hotter Would You Rather...? Icon_lol

WYR touch a pile of elephant shit or lick your moms mole?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 2:08 pm

Touch elephant shit. You said nothing about gloves and a nose plug.

WYR be a gladiator and fight animals, or a gladitor who fights people?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 3:11 pm

Gladiator who fights people.

WYR jump off a bridge into water or jump out a window onto grass?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 4:53 pm

Window onto grass (I can't swim)

Would you rather have a million dollars, or give a million dollars to a stranger?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 6:29 pm

Have it.

Would you rather be infamous for the mass slaughtering of bunnies or kittens.

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 10:08 pm

Kittens...I'm allergic to cats!

Would you rather eat your best friends eye boogers or eat your Mom's eye boogers?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 10:39 pm

My moms. lol.

Would you rather watch the grass die or watch paint dry?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 29th 2010, 11:04 pm

Paint dry

Would you rather have no legs or have no arms?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 30th 2010, 12:32 am

No legs. I need my arms to talk to you guys!

Would you rather be arrested, or persecuted?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 30th 2010, 8:59 pm

Arrested, it's not so bad hehe

Would you rather be addicted to sex or alchole?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? June 30th 2010, 10:25 pm

1st one. At least I can walk in a straight line.

Sad truth

Would you rather be tortured with a cat o' nine tails whip, or tortured with flogging/stoning?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 1st 2010, 2:02 am

cat of nine tails...might even get a tad turned on...you never know...

Would you rather wipe your butt after a major runny pooh with your hands or with or a washcloth that you have to use to wash your face with after the pooh

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 1st 2010, 10:43 am

Hands

WYR lick a gas station bathroom floor or a metal pole outside when it's -20 degrees

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 1st 2010, 11:53 am

Lick bathroom floor

WYR shout 'eff you' in church or Praise the Lord at a Atheist convention

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 1st 2010, 10:27 pm

praise the lord at an atheist convention, though im more likely to get my ass kicked, it won't upset my mother in law who is christian hehe

Would you rather be a real wrestler, or a fake one like on TNA/WWE?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 3rd 2010, 1:37 pm

Fake one.

would you rather force a vegetarian to eat meat or never eat meat again?

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 3rd 2010, 5:37 pm

Force a vegetarian to eat meat Razz

I couldn't live without eating meat!

would you rather jump nekkid into a pool filled with rats or a pool filled with vomit

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 3rd 2010, 10:09 pm

Ugh...vomit

Would you rather shave shave your head and eyebrows off and where it that way for a year or let hair grow under you arms, legs and other places for a year unshaved.

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 4th 2010, 4:01 am

Shave head. Sad cause I love my mane.

Would you rather work with greasy old men or oily old men? (as in a job. not the other work)

Subject: Re: Would You Rather...? July 4th 2010, 11:09 am

Uh.. oily I guess Razz

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or fat guys with hygiene issues?