Why Pumpkins are better than Men?
Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from. Also, pumpkins are always on the doorstep there waiting to greet you.
Speaking with Pumpkins
How do you talk to a pumpkin with three heads?[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Hello, hello, hello.
* What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
* What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash
* Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces? You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
* What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)
* How do you repair a broken Jack-o-lantern? Buy a pumpkin patch!
* What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
* Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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He just makes my belly button smilez!