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PostSubject: Halloween Humor   October 23rd 2010, 1:07 am

Halloween Humor

Why Pumpkins are better than Men?
Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from. Also, pumpkins are always on the doorstep there waiting to greet you.
Speaking with Pumpkins
How do you talk to a pumpkin with three heads?


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* What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
* What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash
* Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces? You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
* What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)
* How do you repair a broken Jack-o-lantern? Buy a pumpkin patch!
* What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
* Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.


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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Humor   October 23rd 2010, 2:52 am

lmao i didnt know pumkins were better than men oh well guess were useless haha bigcry
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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Humor   October 23rd 2010, 11:44 pm

*hands mrl a tissue* Aww...not useless per say... :heart:


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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Humor   October 24th 2010, 6:10 pm

Awww.... all OK MrL ?? You're my pumpkin !! :105: ;)

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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Humor   October 24th 2010, 9:24 pm

Pumpkin...Halloween... laughing

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