Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size

Subject: Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size December 1st 2010, 12:36 am

Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size!

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically Telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet Paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
“How long will this take?” I ask.
“They will grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.
I stop and ask “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts Every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”
Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”
He is still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

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LMAO another gem CeCe I just love these they always make me chuckle

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LOL where do you find these things!?

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Lord only knows where CeCe finds them but I'm so glad she did they make me laugh which is a good thing

Member Posts : 33 Thanks : 10 Join date : 2010-11-23

Q-Girl wrote:: Lord only knows where CeCe finds them but I'm so glad she did they make me laugh which is a good thing

agreed

Subject: Re: Toilet Paper Increases Breast Size December 5th 2010, 10:42 pm

Glad you ladies like 'em!!! I love looking for them...I truly end up in hysteric's searching!! laughing

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I think I wouldn't get much done for just reading them and laughing LOL